Unequivocally, undeniably, doubtlessly, without question and really
this is the most amazing, remarkable, revolutionary, sensational new
development ever revealed, ever, honest! When you see this new terrific
unit you wont’t be able to contain yourself! WOW! Silky highs-woolen
lows. Complete with newvital “presence” and “absence” controls! Your
friends will scream with envy when they hear this new speaker! Amazing
new exclusive 3-way, 12-D, binaural relief port eliminates spurious
propagation of intermediate, and undesirable biped, tertiarygrid-leaks!
No messy floors to mop! WOW! This new reproducer incorporates a new,
ridiculously simple principle which our engineers can’t explain yet!
13 extra octaves of added bass when the unit is coupled to a bowl of
oatmeal. Think of that-just think of that! WOW! Complete, self - contained
including new “wow” filter; nothing else to buy! (See page 2 for accessories.)
Comes with new 5”cable and new genuine combination “Good-luck” charm
and stylus pressure gauge !